i am thinking and thinking..... and i got this things to think me again and again.... can u think with me

· Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?

If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?

If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

What is the speed of dark?

How come we never hear about gruntled employees?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?~~

· Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?~~

· Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?~~

· Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?~~

· Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?~~

· Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?~~

· Why is a boxing ring square?~~

· Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?~~

· Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?~~

· Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?~~

· Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?~~

· Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?~~

· Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?~~

· Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?~~

· Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?~~

· Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?~~

· Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?~~

· Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?~~

· Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~

· Can fat people go skinny-dipping?~~

· Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?~~

Do witches run spell checkers?

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

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Can I yell “movie” in a crowded firehouse?

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If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?

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Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

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How do a fool and his money GET together?

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How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?

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Why do they call it a "TV set" when you only get one?

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Why are all the home ec. teachers divorced?

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Why do they call it a "bust" when it stops right before the part of the body you'd think it would have

· been named after?

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Why do they call them "buildings" when they're already done building them?

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How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?

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If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

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If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

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If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

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If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?

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What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?

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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?

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Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?

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Why do you need a driver's license to buy beer if you can't drink and drive?

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Why do they sell cigarettes at the gas station if you can't smoke there?

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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Why does a cowboy wear two spurs? If one side of the horse goes, so does the other.

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What are Preparation A through Preparation G?

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After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

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In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

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Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?

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How come there aren’t B batteries?

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If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail by the thousands per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?

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How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?

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Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?

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Is a metaphor like a simile?

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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

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How do I set my laser printer on stun?

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How is it possible to have a civil war?

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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

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If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

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If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

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Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

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Crime doesn’t pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?

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Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

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How can there be self-help “groups?”

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How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

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How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?

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How do you throw away a garbage can?

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How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?

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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

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Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

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If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers?

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If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

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What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

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Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong?

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Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

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What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?

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What happened to the first 6 “ups?”

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What is the speed of dark?

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When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

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How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

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After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

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What's another word for synonym?

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When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?

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Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

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If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

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If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

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Why do noses run, and feet smell?

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If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

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Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

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How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"

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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

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